Crisp. Calculated. Dangerous.
The Tendies aren’t just a Markball team. They’re a high-volatility asset with cleats. Forged in meme markets and fueled by fried ambition, they play like a pump-and-dump scheme with perfect execution. Quick marks, greasy hits, and spicy finishes are all part of the protocol.
Wearing gold, black, and orange like a warning label, the Tendies deliver chaos with precision. From moonshot marks to rug-pull tackles, every play is a flex on-chain and on-field.